Screening at ArtsFest

On 11th and 12th September from 6pm Message in a Bottle, Bored Stiff and Chat-Up Lines will be shown as part of ArtsFest's comedy hour at The Crescent Theatre in Birmingham. And it's FREE I tells ya!

Clifton Mallice and his 'Chat-Up Lines'

Ever had difficulty approaching someone you fancy? Ever wondered what to say to strike up conversation? Well, wonder no more because the legendary Mr Moe Chattam and Clifton Mallice devised many techniques to help people just like you. And they still work today!



Learn his special 'Chat-Up Lines' and you'll be beating off potential suitors within minutes. If you have your own special 'Chat-Up Lines', please send them to us in the YouTube comments box. We need all the help we can get.

Guaranteed to impress, anybody in a dress!

We premiered this film at Popcorn Comedy in Birmingham. For some 'behind-the-scenes' pictures you can take a good, long look here.

Chat Up Lines - Behind the Scenes

Here's some behind the scenes shots, while I edit our latest live sketch. Yep, that's me with a whole lorra wax. It took about 5 washes with Fairy Liquid to get rid that muck, as proven by me sporting the 'Dandy Geldof' after wash 3.

Bit of trivia: Tom and I share the same sweaty shirt throughout.