The Secret Identity of Santa Claus

Unwanted husband and father, Paul Slater is a check out assistant in Tesco. But Paul leads a secret double life... He is... Santa Claus!... in the Tesco Christmas Grotto Mega Value Clearance section.

Click here to watch it in all it's full HD glory!

Like the awkward time when you watched a loved one dissapointedly unwrap your present bought on a shoestring budget, I would have liked to have offered you a slightly bigger, more raunchy present, but time's been tight lately. Where's the sherry. Sherry will dull this guilt.

Trivia: I wrote this when I was 13. Gadzooks! 10 years ago! In the '90s! Jesus. Here's the original sketch while I go and spin out in the corner.

Circa 1999

Christmas Card Animation For Go'Proces:

Danish company Go'Proces: came to me with a script for an animated Christmas card. So I made one. It's only occurred to me recently that Scandinavians have a particular sense of humour. Like the sort of joke that doesn't have a punchline... or a joke. Just a big vast dark cold landscape of subtlety. I like!

As their friend base is exclusively Danish they decided not to go for subtitles, so good luck working out what they're saying! Let me know what you think they're saying so I can laugh at/with you.

Lastly, big up to long suffering Amy Commander for doing the voice of 6 characters - possibly even a man's voice too with help from my computer.

P.S. Seems there's some audio sync problems with this uploaded version.